One hesitates to say this of a Jewish novelist--and I think it is fair to say that Wouk trades upon his religious background for his novels--but The Caine Mutiny has always struck me as somehow fascistic. For most of the book (and movie) the story seems like a pretty straightforward riff on Mr. Roberts (read Orrin's review): in this case, of course, it's Captain Queeg (even the name seems intended to invoke memories of Moby Dick) who is mentally unbalanced and, unlike Captain Morton in Mr. Roberts, his seeming derangement is genuinely dangerous because the boat he commands is a mine sweeper rather than a transport ship. Wouk carefully lays the groundwork so that we understand and sympathize with the crew's eventual mutiny. Then, presto-chango, he whips the rug from beneath our feet:
"Course I'm warped," said Greenwald, "and I'm drunk,
but it suddenly seems to me that if I wrote a
war novel I'd try to make a hero out of Old Yellowstain."
Jorgensen whooped loudly, but nobody
else laughed, and the ensign subsided, goggling
around. "No, I'm serious, I would. Tell you why,
Tell you how I'm warped. I'm a Jew, guess most of
you know that. Name's Greenwald, kind of look
like one, and I sure am one, from way back. Jack
Challee said I used smart Jew-lawyer
tactics--course he took it back, apologized, after
I told him a few things he didn't know-- Well,
anyway...The reason I'd make Old Yellowstain a hero
is on account of my mother, little
gray-headed Jewish lady, fat, looks a lot like Mrs.
Maryk here, meaning no offense."
He actually said "offensh." His speech was halting
and blurry. He was gripping the spilling glass
tightly The scars On his hand made red rims around
the bluish grafted skin.
"Well, sure, you guys all have mothers, but they
wouldn't be in the same bad shape mine would if
we'd of lost this war, which of course we aren't,
we've won the damn thing by now. See, the
Germans aren't kidding about the Jew. They're cooking
us down to soap over there. They think
we're vermin and should be terminated and our corpses
turned into something useful. Granting the
premise--being warped, I don't, but granting the
premise, soap is as good an idea as any. But I just
can't cotton to the idea of my mom melted down into
a bar of soap. I had an uncle and an aunt in
Cracow, who are soap now, but that's different,
I never saw my uncle and aunt, just saw letters in
Jewish from them, ever since I was a kid, but I
can't read Jewish. but never could read them. Jew,
but I can't read Jewish."
The faces looking up at him were becoming sober and
puzzled. "I'm coming to Old Yellowstain.
Coming to him. See, while I was studying law 'n
old Keefer here was writing his play for the
Theatre Guild, and Willie here was on the playing
fields of Prinshton, all that time these birds we
call regulars--these stuffy, stupid Prussians, in
the Navy and the Army -were manning guns. Course
they weren't doing it to save my mom from Hitler,
they're doing it for dough, like everybody else
does what they do. Question is, in the last analysis--last
analysis--what do you do for dough? Old
Yellowstain, for dough, was standing guard on this
fat dumb and happy country of ours. Meantime
me, I was advancing little free non-Prussian life
for dough. Of course, we figured in those days,
only fools go into armed service. Bad pay, no millionaire
future, and You can't call your mind or
body your own. Not for sensitive intellectuals.
So when all hell broke loose and the Germans started
running out of soap and figured, well it's time
to come over and melt down old Mrs.
Greenwald--who's gonna stop them? Not her boy Barney.
Can't stop a Nazi with a lawbook. So I
dropped the lawbooks and ran to learn how to fly.
Stout fellow. Meantime, and it took a year and a
half before I was any good, who was keeping Mama
out of the soap dish? Captain Queeg.
"Yes, even Queeg, poor sad guy, yes, and most of
them not sad at all, fellows, a lot of them sharper
boys than any of us, don't kid yourself, best men
I've ever seen, you can't be good in the Army or
Navy unless you're goddamn good. Though maybe not
up on Proust 'n' Finnegan's Wake and all."
Suddenly, we are asked to accept the notion that Queeg is actually somehow the hero of the story. He after all has made a career of the Navy, while most of the crew are mere dilettantes who only signed up to fight the War. Willie Keith, in a letter home to his girlfriend, sums up what the whole episode has taught him:
The idea is, once you get an incompetent ass of a
skipper--and it's a chance of war--there's nothing
to do but to serve him as though he were the wisest
and the best, cover his mistakes, keep the ship
going, and bear up.
This is truly astounding; from this kind of demand for blind obedience to authority it is a pretty short step to the pleas of Nazi war criminals that they were merely following orders.
With all due respect to the many wonderful men and women who serve our country during peacetime, it is, and always has been, the case that except in times of war, America allows it's Armed Services to rot on the vine. They are typically, as now, underpaid, poorly equipped and inadequately trained. It is almost inevitable that very few of the best and the brightest will be drawn to serve in such an unrewarding profession; we're extraordinarily lucky that so many able folk do serve despite all the drawbacks. But it is not merely a "chance of war" that there will be some incompetent officers, it is an inescapable function of the low quality of the careerists. This doesn't matter much in a country at peace; they just can't do that much damage. But during wartime, they are a threat to themselves, to the men they command, and quite possibly to the entire war effort. Regardless of the suspect motivations of some of the men of the Caine, the suggestion that Queeg should have been left in command borders on the ludicrous.
Ultimately, this is a chilling novel. Even supposing that it's
viewpoint represents what would be best for military disciple and the efficient
functioning of a war effort, it is completely incompatible with the idea
of a democracy and with the concept of personal responsibility.
(Reviewed:03-Jul-00)
Grade: (D+)
