ENVIRONMENT Archives

March 23, 2008

BUT IF HUMANS AREN'T WARMING THE GLOBE... (via Jim Yates):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM | Comments (0)

March 8, 2008

HOW LONG UNTIL MASTADONS ROAM MIAMI?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:08 PM | Comments (0)

March 6, 2008

HOCKEY PUCKS PLAYING WITH HOCKEY STICKS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:20 PM | Comments (3)

February 26, 2008

THANKS, CAPTAIN OZONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:38 PM | Comments (5)

February 25, 2008

WE'D SPEND MORE TIME WORRYING ABOUT WARMING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:07 PM | Comments (0)

February 22, 2008

WHENCE HIS CONFUSION?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 PM | Comments (15)

February 19, 2008

SHOULDA NAMED THE KID "BAIT":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:52 PM | Comments (3)

February 11, 2008

GAIA UBER ALLES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 AM | Comments (4)

February 9, 2008

DON'T LOOK AT ME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:10 PM | Comments (3)

January 23, 2008

IF YOUR SUBURBAN ISN'T IDLING IN THE DRIVEWAY YOU HATE BLACK PEOPLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:14 PM | Comments (3)

January 21, 2008

GORE V. CORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:17 AM | Comments (2)

January 11, 2008

IN WHICH THE LEFT BIFFS BOTH THE END OF THE WORLD AND THE END OF HISTORY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:26 AM | Comments (3)

January 5, 2008

IN THIS, OUR TIME OF TROUBLE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:46 AM

January 2, 2008

SO HOW DO THE ACTIVISTS DIFFER FROM MICHAEL VICK?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:23 PM

December 29, 2007

HOW COULD HUMANISTS NOT BLAME HUMANS? (via Jim Yates):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:05 PM

December 26, 2007

WHAT DO THE SECULAR HAVE BUT THE SELF?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:57 AM | Comments (3)

December 25, 2007

SCREW THE PEOPLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 AM | Comments (1)

December 21, 2007

HOW DO YOU POLITICIZE THE POLITICAL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:53 AM

December 20, 2007

WE ARE ALL DESIGNISTS NOW (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM | Comments (1)

December 19, 2007

SHOULDN'T AL GIVE W THAT NOBEL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:34 PM

December 18, 2007

SOMETIMES IT'S DRY, SOMETIMES IT'S WET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:53 PM | Comments (1)

GOD AGAINST FREE SPEECH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:00 AM | Comments (4)

December 17, 2007

AND NO COMMITMENT TO BLOW UP THE SUN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 AM | Comments (1)

December 15, 2007

THE EU MUST HAVE LEARNED FROM HARRY REID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM | Comments (3)

December 10, 2007

GREAT JUXTAPOSITION OF HEADLINES AT CNN:

Posted by Bryan Francoeur at 11:36 AM

December 9, 2007

AND THEY ALL HAVE WOODSTOCK AS A "FAVORITE PLACE" ON THEIR GPS::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:38 AM

December 8, 2007

THAT'S MONEY THAT COULD HAVE GONE TO DESTROYING THE SUN AND ENDING GLOBAL WARMING!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 PM | Comments (2)

December 7, 2007

THE REVERSION TO POLYTHEISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 AM | Comments (4)

December 5, 2007

THERE'S NO GRANT MONEY IN BUCKING MALTHUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:04 AM | Comments (1)

November 29, 2007

MAYBE AL GORE WAS AT THE WHITE HOUSE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:37 AM

November 27, 2007

CAN THE RETURN OF MASTADONS BE FAR BEHIND?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:45 PM | Comments (2)

HERE COMES THE ICE AGE HYSTERIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:05 AM | Comments (5)

November 22, 2007

BIG CREATION, SMALL CREATURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:46 AM | Comments (4)

November 20, 2007

AN AMERICAN ORIGINAL DUPLICATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 AM

November 19, 2007

THEY DON'T CALL THEM SWINE FOR NOTHIN':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:20 AM

November 12, 2007

IF ONLY MALARIA WERE KILLING WHALES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 AM | Comments (2)

November 7, 2007

NO MATTER HOW RADICAL THE ACTION HE DEMANDS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:50 PM | Comments (12)

October 21, 2007

WE ARE ALL INTELLIGENT DESIGNISTS NOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:39 PM

October 16, 2007

I CRUCIFIED GAIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:36 PM | Comments (1)

October 9, 2007

MANKIND IS THE DISEASE AND THEY'RE THE CURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 AM | Comments (1)

September 27, 2007

WE'RE NOT THAT HYSTERICAL YET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 AM | Comments (6)

September 24, 2007

LAST YEAR'S LEAVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:27 AM | Comments (1)

September 23, 2007

KOOK IS AS KOOK DOES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:07 AM | Comments (13)

September 19, 2007

BY WARMING, WE MEAN A NEW ICE AGE... (via Glenn Dryfoos)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:39 PM | Comments (2)

September 11, 2007

NOW DON'T GO CONFUSING MRS. CARSON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM | Comments (3)

September 1, 2007

SCRATCH AN ENVIRONMENTALIST, FIND A GENOCIDAL MANIAC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 AM | Comments (2)

August 31, 2007

CREATURE CENTRAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 PM

WHICH RACHEL CARSON BLAMED ON DDT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 PM | Comments (1)

August 22, 2007

THERE'S ONE THEY CAN'T BLAME ON DICK CHENEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 PM | Comments (3)

August 17, 2007

NOW IT'S CAPTAIN OZONE VS. NEPTUNE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:24 AM | Comments (2)

August 16, 2007

FITTINGLY ENOUGH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:05 AM | Comments (8)

August 15, 2007

LOOKS LIKE CAPTAIN OZONE WILL HAVE TO KILL EL NINO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:51 PM | Comments (2)

August 14, 2007

CAPTAIN OZONE'S BASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:46 AM | Comments (1)

August 13, 2007

DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN EVIDENCE GETS IN THE WAY OF "SCIENCE"?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM | Comments (5)

August 11, 2007

ON TO PROTECTING LIFE ON MARS! (via Rob Swadosh):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:53 PM | Comments (3)

August 9, 2007

DO AS I SAY...DO AS I SAY...DO AS I SAY...: (via The Wife)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:02 PM | Comments (4)

SORRY, COULD YOU TRY TO ANTHROPOMORPHIZE THE PLANET A LITTLE MORE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:18 AM | Comments (4)

GREEN MEANS GREEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 AM

August 8, 2007

SHHHHHH...DON'T LET THE WOGS HEAR YOU.....

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:21 PM | Comments (2)

WHERE'S JIMMY CARTER WHEN YOU NEED HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:35 AM

August 6, 2007

BECAUSE THEY AREN'T JUST GREAT TREES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:17 PM | Comments (2)

AT THE SPEED OF BRIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:10 PM | Comments (7)

August 5, 2007

CASUALTIES OF THE WAR AGAINST REASON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:24 PM | Comments (2)

July 24, 2007

GORE '08--BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS TO TRY TO MAKE THE WORLD POORER AND COLDER!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:08 PM | Comments (4)

July 22, 2007

SCIENCISM BEGINS WITH HATING HUMANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 AM | Comments (8)

July 18, 2007

FORGIVE ME, TAX MAN, FOR I HAVE SINNED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:18 AM | Comments (8)

July 17, 2007

BLINDED WITH THE SCIENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:13 PM | Comments (1)

July 10, 2007

BECAUSE CAPTAIN OZONE HAS NEEDS (via Gene Brown):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:14 AM | Comments (8)

July 9, 2007

THE "FRIGHTENINGLY" IS A NICE TOUCH, EH? (via Gene Brown):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:38 PM | Comments (2)

IF JUST A FEW BUTTERFLY-BALLOTING OLD JEWISH LADIES IN FLORIDA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:01 AM | Comments (7)

July 8, 2007

THINK OF ALL THE ENERGY SAVED BY PEOPLE SHUTTING IT OFF!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 PM | Comments (1)

July 6, 2007

BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:29 AM | Comments (1)

June 8, 2007

MIGHTY DUCK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:22 PM

PLAYED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM | Comments (3)

June 7, 2007

YEAH, BUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM

June 5, 2007

DO AS WE SAY, NOT AS WE DO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:48 AM | Comments (3)

June 2, 2007

NO ONE ACTUALLY BELIEVES IN NATURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:46 AM | Comments (5)

May 29, 2007

JUST TELL THEM THE RESULT YOU WANT AND THEY'LL FAKE THE SCIENCE (via Jim Yates):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:27 PM

May 26, 2007

YOU SHOULD SEE THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:28 PM | Comments (2)

May 25, 2007

YOU MEAN IT ISN'T DDT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM | Comments (7)

May 23, 2007

THE ACME OF INSANITY (via Lou Gots):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM | Comments (10)

May 18, 2007

IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW BETTER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM | Comments (1)

May 16, 2007

AL GORE'S EXCELLENT POSIEDON ADVENTURE (via Gene Brown):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:28 PM | Comments (1)

WHEN A BRIGHT TURNS STUPID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:55 PM

May 15, 2007

BECAUSE MURDERERS DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO AN ACCOMPLICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM | Comments (5)

May 12, 2007

BUT HE JUST HAS TO BE SMARTER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:22 PM | Comments (4)

I'M SPECIAL, SO SPECIAL (via Gene Brown):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

May 11, 2007

THE BLAME THE EARTH CROWD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:38 AM | Comments (2)

May 10, 2007

EVERYBODY WANT TO COOL THE WORLD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:58 PM | Comments (3)

May 8, 2007

AND THE CLIMATE IS INDIFFERENT TO YOUR IDEOLOGY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:06 PM | Comments (8)

May 4, 2007

FARTING IN CHURCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:13 PM | Comments (7)

SOMETIMES THE BEAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:27 AM | Comments (9)

May 2, 2007

CRANK UP YOUR iPOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 PM

April 29, 2007

CAN WE DIG CARL UP AND TAUNT HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 PM | Comments (4)

April 25, 2007

TODAY'S TEST: SERIOUS OR PARODY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:30 AM | Comments (4)

April 19, 2007

JUST BECAUSE THE FRINGE HAPPENS TO BE THE ELITES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:50 AM | Comments (6)

April 16, 2007

WHERE'S JIMMY CARTER WHEN YOU NEED HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:41 PM | Comments (4)

April 11, 2007

IF THE GLOBE "WARMS" ANYMORE, OPENING DAY WILL BE AFTER MEMORIAL DAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:42 PM | Comments (13)

April 9, 2007

WOLF!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:00 PM | Comments (1)

WHAT CAPTAIN OZONE WANTS TO DO TO YOUR ECONOMY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:28 PM | Comments (3)

April 5, 2007

WHERE'S CAPTAIN OZONE WHEN WE NEED HIM?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:07 AM

April 2, 2007

WE'RE TRANSNATIONALISTS, WE'RE HERE TO HELP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 AM | Comments (1)

March 27, 2007

FORTUNATELY, AL GORE IS LIKE A TUMS TO THE SUN!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:17 AM | Comments (1)

March 23, 2007

MISTAKING THE BAKER'S WINDOW FOR THERMOPYLAE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:57 AM | Comments (6)

March 22, 2007

INHERIT THE BAG OF WIND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:27 PM | Comments (2)

March 20, 2007

THE NATURE OF THE LEFT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 AM | Comments (7)

March 19, 2007

OBLIGATORY NAZI REFERENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:04 PM | Comments (3)

March 17, 2007

E PLURIBUS UNUM ISN'T PUNIC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:46 AM | Comments (4)

March 16, 2007

DOES THE POPE LET PRIESTS PREACH HERESY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 AM | Comments (14)

March 12, 2007

YEAH, BUT DID ANY OF THEM INVENT THE INTERNET?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 PM | Comments (2)

March 9, 2007

APOCALYPSE OR A PACK O' LIES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:27 PM | Comments (5)

March 8, 2007

BALOO COULD HAVE TOLD YOU, BEARS KNOW HOW TO GO WITH THE FLOE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:34 PM

March 5, 2007

WE'RE JUST MORE HONEST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:55 PM | Comments (5)

THEY COULD BOTH USE ECT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM | Comments (4)

March 1, 2007

WHEN GEOLOGY BECOMES VICTIMOLOGY (via brian boys):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 PM | Comments (9)

BETTER GET GOING ON "OZONE BOY VS THE SUN":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:36 PM | Comments (1)

February 27, 2007

MERE TECHNOLOGY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:41 PM | Comments (2)

OF DIM BULBS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM | Comments (3)

February 26, 2007

CLOSET? HE SEEMS PRETTY OPEN ABOUT IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:07 PM | Comments (4)

COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU: CAPTAIN OZONE VS. THE SUN, STARRING AL GORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:52 PM

February 25, 2007

FORGET THE TREE, HUG YOURSELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:50 PM

February 24, 2007

FAITH IN PRESCRIPTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:13 AM | Comments (17)

February 21, 2007

WHERE WAS AL GORE WHEN THEY NEEDED HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 PM | Comments (2)

BADLY ADAPTED DUCKS (via Brandon Heathcotte):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 PM | Comments (5)

February 16, 2007

BIG CREATION, SMALL CREATURES (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM | Comments (3)

January 10, 2007

DON'T TAX YOU, DON'T TAX ME...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM | Comments (3)

January 8, 2007

THE WINDOW BREAKER REALLY DOES SAVE YOU MONEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:23 PM | Comments (5)

January 2, 2007

THE DIFFERENCE MAKER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:56 PM

December 25, 2006

AMAZING WHAT A HUNTING BAN WILL DO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:58 PM

December 22, 2006

AL GORE VS. THE SUN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:44 PM

December 11, 2006

FORGET MY ARTERIES, THIS BURGER IS FOR THE GRANDKIDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 PM | Comments (13)

THE NBA VS GLOBAL WARMING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:56 PM | Comments (1)

December 9, 2006

HERE COMES THE NEXT ICE AGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 PM | Comments (4)

December 4, 2006

FORTUNATELY, IN EVERY PRIOR AUTOMOBILE AGE AN ALGORE HAS APPEARED TO SAVE US....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 PM | Comments (6)

November 30, 2006

CONSERVATIVE CONSERVATIONISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:49 AM | Comments (3)

November 25, 2006

THEREBY PUTTING CONSERVATIVES AT ODDS WITH EVEN THE BUSINESSES THEY CLAIM TO REPRESENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:43 AM | Comments (2)

November 22, 2006

BLAME W:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:49 PM | Comments (3)

November 4, 2006

PUT OUT MORE PIGEON FOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:37 PM | Comments (3)

November 2, 2006

WE'RE MUZZLED, THEY SHRIEKED (via David Hill, The Bronx):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:34 PM

October 30, 2006

THE TRIVIAL COST IS THE WORST ARGUMENT FOR DOING SOMETHING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:12 AM | Comments (4)

October 28, 2006

NO, I'M EHRLICHICUS!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:19 AM | Comments (6)

October 24, 2006

CAN CAPTAIN OZONE STOP THEM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:54 PM | Comments (2)

REPLACING THE BROKEN WINDOW SAVES MORE ON ENERGY THAN IT COSTS IN GLASS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 PM | Comments (5)

October 19, 2006

BLAME W:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 PM | Comments (3)

October 5, 2006

THE PC HOLOCAUST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 AM | Comments (7)

October 1, 2006

THE PARTY OF DEATH CAN'T LONG SUPPORT IMPORTING MILLIONS OF LIVE CHRISTIANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:58 AM | Comments (6)

September 30, 2006

IT'S NOT JUST TREES THAT ARE THE PROBLEM (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:16 AM | Comments (5)

September 26, 2006

NOW THAT'S WHAT WE CALL PROGRESS (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:05 PM | Comments (4)

September 25, 2006

BEING PC MEANS NEVER FACING A RECKONING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:57 AM | Comments (8)

ECONOMIC EFFICIENCY AS ENVIRONMENTALISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM | Comments (10)

September 23, 2006

AT LEAST DAVID IRVING OPPPOSES CFC's... (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM | Comments (4)

September 22, 2006

NOT THAT THEY CARE ABOUT AFRICA, BUT....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:04 AM | Comments (5)

September 21, 2006

HOW ABOUT NOT GENERATING PROFITS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:44 PM | Comments (2)

September 20, 2006

STOPPING RACHEL, BEFORE SHE KILLS AGAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:05 AM | Comments (25)

September 18, 2006

NEPTUNE & THE PLUTOS (via The Mother Judd):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM

September 16, 2006

BLAME W:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:35 AM | Comments (1)